The Ottumwa Courier

April 3, 2013

These are today’s inconvenient truths


OTTUMWA — Inconvenient truths

I’m busy.

A headache won’t do. Take a pill. Get rid of it.

I’m fat.

Liposuction! Get rid of it!

My tonsils are infected.

Walla! Take ’em out!

Oh Lord, I have cancer.

Pleeeease, take it out!

OH NO! I have a child in my belly —

Take it out! Suck it out! Get rid of it!

These are today’s inconvenient truths.

Jane Hodoly