The Ottumwa Courier

April 3, 2013

These are today’s inconvenient truths


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OTTUMWA — Inconvenient truths



I’m busy.

A headache won’t do. Take a pill. Get rid of it.



I’m fat.

Liposuction! Get rid of it!



My tonsils are infected.

Walla! Take ’em out!



Oh Lord, I have cancer.

Pleeeease, take it out!



OH NO! I have a child in my belly —

Take it out! Suck it out! Get rid of it!



These are today’s inconvenient truths.

Jane Hodoly

Ottumwa