Do you know my sister? Do you have a library? What if you don't want fruit? Why are the lockers so tiny? Do you know MY sister?
Here are some of the answers, not necessarily in order: "Yes, I do." "We have a lot of students who [need locker space], but we've never had a student who didn't have enough room for their books." "Yes, it's called the media center; you'll see that on your tour." "Yes, but let's save those questions; if we name every student we know, we're not going to get to other questions." "Please. Just take the fruit."
— News reporter Mark Newman is on Twitter @couriermark